apun ki hindi boss- part 1

i just thought of jotting this since i have been always told that my hindi is very bad....i am fine with that- i am not a linguist - so i dont care on that part- having said that- apun ka hindi aisaich hai....tereko jo ukaadne ka ukaad... aai shapat...

so here goes-

kya kar rela hai bidoo,
apun jaa rela tha naa toh woh item beech mein se guzar reli thi,
tere ko bola naa mamu apun ka ilaake mein danga nahi karne ka,
eee shaane,,,,kaan ke neeche rakh ke doon kya,
kya re - tu kya dhed shaana samjha khud ko
BOSS...kayko mach mach kar rela hai,
bola naa gaadi aage nahi jaayegi
eee madrasi...jaana tere ko idhar jhamtha nai hai toh...


will think of more for the second- suggestions are always welcome...this could,for all you know, be a repository of apun ki bambai(oooppss- mumbai) hindi....abhi kat lene ka...nahi toh pandu dekh lega....

sonnet of my sweat

Oh sweat, my sweat,
do u love me so,
u travel all down to the chin from brow,,
oh sweat, my sweat,
Do u love me so,
I am soaked in you from top to toe
You are like dew drops, but salty,
you are like rain drops but sticky,
you are my exhausted image,
you are summer by product